Losers Take All2011

[Brian and Dave approach Billy and Lance tripping on mescaline]

Brian:
Great show guys.

Billy:
Yeah right.

Brian:
No, I... I'm serious. You guys ever thought about joining a real band?

Dave:
What real band?

Brian:
Our real band.

Dave:
[Realizing Brian's idea]... no... no no no no no, not these guys. They're all heavy metal and sh*t.

Billy:
[Scoffs] Whatever, dude.

Dave:
Sorry...

Brian:
[to Dave] It's okay. Why don't you just leave the staffing & sonic stylings to me, okay? I can mold these guys into our sound.

Lance:
[to Billy] Do they know that we're, like, right in front of them?

Billy:
Who the f*** are you guys? We don't even know you!

Brian:
Look, this is Dave. He is the best bass player in the whole tri-county universe.

Dave:
[Genuinely touched] Thanks... this is Brian. He's out of his goddamn mind.

Brian:
Look, I know this is gonna sound crazy, okay? But after you lost... Gandalf on bass, I had a vision of a band that we're all in. It's not metal, it's not really punk and you know what? It doesn't suck.

Lance:
[Takes a long drag on his spliff] So are you guys, like... on drugs or something?

Dave:
No, we're not.

Billy:
You got any more?

Brian:
...yes.