Louis and the Nazis2003

Louis Theroux:
Did I ever tell you the thing about Denzel Washington, that Tom said?

John Malpezzi:
What did he say about him?

Louis Theroux:
He said that he thinks he's better looking than Denzel Washington.

John Malpezzi:
I think Tom is too. As a matter of fact, we're going to make a mug out of Tom's head. I want to trademark his head. That beautiful head.

Louis Theroux:
[holding a publicity photograph of Tom, running his finger across Tom's forehead] Like, what, you would drink out of here?

John Malpezzi:
Uh... yeah!

[Louis makes a funny face. Tom and his mother laugh]

John's Mother:
You wouldn't enjoy a drink out of that.

John Malpezzi:
I sure would. Oh yeah, man.

John's Mother:
People like mugs.

John Malpezzi:
Oh yeah, they love mugs.

John's Mother:
And his head would make a good mug.