Love Is Evol2009

Christopher Titus:
My father took no crap from a woman. That's why he got divorced so many times. Women, nothing, they would do nothing. "'Hey Kenny, I... I gained two pounds.' Really? Pack your crap and get your ass out of here right now, lard-ass. 'Well, I lost weight?' Yeah, well I gained two pounds. Pack your crap and get your ass out of here right now. Trying to kill me?" And these women, like, it... my dad flipped so hard that these women would be confused. And they'd be moving their stuff out of the house and half of dad's stuff, 'cause California is a no-fault state. And they'd always say the same thing to me. And, by the way, remember I'm a little kid at this point. I'm like, eight, and they'd turn to me and go "Why is your father like this?"

[himself as an eight year old]

Christopher Titus:
"Um... have you met my mother?"

[laughter]

Christopher Titus:
"'Cause frankly, she's a Batman villain." Oh, yeah. After knowing my mom, I'm surprised my dad didn't just roam the countryside killing hookers with a spoon.