MacGruber

     

MacGruber2010

Stars: Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Val Kilmer
Genre: Action, Comedy, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 90 minutes

MacGruber was a recurring sketch on the NBC television series Saturday Night Live, first appearing on the show in January 2007. The sketch is a parody of the 1985–1992 adventure series MacGyver. The sketch stars Will Forte as special operations age… more »


MacGruber:
[begging for Piper to join team] Don't make me beg here, because I will do it. I am so sorry, I am so goddamn sorry! Look I'm freaking out here! I killed them! I killed them all! I'm so f***ing stupid! I don't know what I'm doing and everybody hates me! [long silence] I will suck your dick, I will suck your f***ing dick, just join my team. I'll suck your dick, you can f*** me, you can get f***ed by me. You can watch me f*** something? Just point at something in the room and I'll f*** it for you! Just tell me what you want me to f***!

Lt. Dixon Piper:
Jesus Christ, MacGruber!

MacGruber:
Just tell me what you want me to f***!

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