Madea Goes to Jail

     

Madea Goes to Jail2009

Stars: Tyler Perry, Derek Luke, Keshia Knight Pulliam, David Mann
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 103 minutes

Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail is a 2009 American comedy-drama film written and directed by Tyler Perry, which was based on his 2006 play. The play and the film deal with Perry's signature character Madea going to prison for her uncontrollable an… more »


Joe:
You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. I know a place where you can get fed three meals a day for free.

Madea:
I ain't listening to none of your crazy talk right now, Joe.

Joe:
I ain't joking here, now. I know a place where you can go work, and they gonna treat you real nice, and give you three meals a day!

Madea:
What the hell you talking about? Where?

Joe:
Down there at the Georgia Aquarium, they had one of the whales die. You can just go on down there and swim around for a while, and they'll feed you. [chuckles]

Madea:
Just keep on laughing you rusty old bastard.

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