Mass Effect 22010

Niftu Cal:
I am a biotic god, I think things and they happen! Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!

Commander Shepard:
I don't know what drugs you're on, but stay back and I won't shoot you.

Niftu Cal:
You will regret your scandalous words! I am a great wind that will sweep all before me like a... a great wind! A great biotic wind! Yes, the asari injecting so many drugs into me was terrifying, But then I began to smell my greatness! They may laugh when I fall over, but they don't know what I know in my head... that I know that I am amazingly powerful! Fear me.

Commander Shepard:
Are you part of Pitne For's trade group?

Niftu Cal:
When I was mortal, I worked for Pitne. The poor soul is probably terrified that I have not returned.

Jack:
He didn't say anything about you going missing. Didn't want to get stuck here.

Prof. Mordin Solus:
Pitne picks money over friends. Unsurprising.

Niftu Cal:
Bah! I will wreak a just revenge upon his people! But first, the leader of these mercenaries is in the next room. I shall toss Wasea about like a rag doll!

Zaeed:
Shepard, want me to kneecap this guy so he doesn't follow us around?

Jack:
Fifteen creds says the little guy doesn't make it five steps in before the merc explodes him.

Niftu Cal:
I will tear her apart! My biotics are unstoppable!

Commander Shepard:
Charge.

Niftu Cal:
An ill wind blows upon Wasea, captain of the Eclipse sisters! After me!

[Niftu Cal runs in and is immediately killed by Wasea]

Jack:
That was mean. But damn funny.