Meet the Spy2009

Spy:
[the BLU Spy hears from BLU Scout that he killed many spies before] If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were *not* like me... and nothing, *nothing* like the man loose inside this building!

Scout:
[chuckling] What are you? President of his fan club?

Spy:
No, that would be your mother! [the Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother]

Spy:
[Scout stammers, not sure what to say] Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.