Who Framed Roger Rabbit1988

Eddie Valiant:
A ladies' man, eh?

Baby Herman:
The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky. Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will. That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off.

Eddie Valiant:
Has anyone ever seen this will?

Baby Herman:
Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.

Eddie Valiant:
If you think that guy could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.

Baby Herman:
I just thought that since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might wanna help get him out. I can pay ya.

Eddie Valiant:
Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes.

Baby Herman:
My stogie. WAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAA. WAAAAAAAAAAAAH