Mortdecai2015
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 107 minutes
Mortdecai:
[arrives hotel] Jock. Dear, sweet, sperm-heavy Jock. Behold this America, this new colossus, this fair land of the free!
Mortdecai:
[entering hotel lobby, sees girls on bikinis] What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film. [asks hotel clerk] Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?
Hotel Clerk:
Checking in?
Mortdecai:
I am Mortdecai, Lord of Silverdale. I should like to request a bucket of ice, "Do Not Disturb" sign, and a bulldozer.
Hotel Clerk:
- Checking in?
Jock:
- Yeah, we're checking in.
Mortdecai:
I suspect I may need to redecorate.
Hotel Clerk:
Room 326, overlooks the pool.
Mortdecai:
[holds hotel door card] So all I must do is show up, and I'm presented with a credit card. No wonder your country's in financial ruin.
Hotel Clerk:
Do you need help with your bags?
Mortdecai:
No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a f***ing manservant. Strange country.
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