Mortdecai

Mortdecai2015

Stars: Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Ewan McGregor
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 107 minutes

Mortdecai is a series of comic thriller novels written by English author Kyril Bonfiglioli. The book series deals with the picaresque adventures of a dissolute aristocratic art dealer named Charlie Mortdecai, accompanied on his adventures by his man… more »



Mortdecai:
[arrives hotel] Jock. Dear, sweet, sperm-heavy Jock. Behold this America, this new colossus, this fair land of the free!

Mortdecai:
[entering hotel lobby, sees girls on bikinis] What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film. [asks hotel clerk] Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?

Hotel Clerk:
Checking in?

Mortdecai:
I am Mortdecai, Lord of Silverdale. I should like to request a bucket of ice, "Do Not Disturb" sign, and a bulldozer.

Hotel Clerk:
- Checking in?

Jock:
- Yeah, we're checking in.

Mortdecai:
I suspect I may need to redecorate.

Hotel Clerk:
Room 326, overlooks the pool.

Mortdecai:
[holds hotel door card] So all I must do is show up, and I'm presented with a credit card. No wonder your country's in financial ruin.

Hotel Clerk:
Do you need help with your bags?

Mortdecai:
No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a f***ing manservant. Strange country.

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