Motherhood2009/I

Woman in Bakery Line:
You have to admit it's your own fault. If you have named her Sophie or Ella you wouldn't be having this problem. But you gave her an Edna name.

Eliza:
A what?

Woman in Bakery Line:
You know, an Edna name? Like Mabel or Agnes or Velma...

Bakery Clerk:
Yeah like lesbian librarian names.

Woman in Bakery Line:
Don't you read the Crankypants Post? She did a whole thing last week about names, it was genius.

Eliza:
Well, yes, I mean I do read her but I like other parenting blogs better. What about Bjorn Identity?

Woman in Bakery Line:
That woman is so... I dunno. I think she's a feminist.

Eliza:
Well, what could be worse than that? Anyway, Clara is not an Edna name, right?

Woman in Bakery Line:
Let me guess, you named her after your favourite grandmother?

Eliza:
Stop.