Mrs Henderson Presents2005

Lord Cromer:
Now what about, forgive me, the foliage?

Laura Henderson:
Foliage?

Lord Cromer:
You know, beneath the...

Laura Henderson:
Beneath what? Try the Brie.

Lord Cromer:
Thank you. Beneath the...

Laura Henderson:
I had it flown in from France.

Lord Cromer:
Excellent. The foliage beneath the...

Laura Henderson:
My husband was very fond of it.

Lord Cromer:
Of what?

Laura Henderson:
This particular cheese.

Lord Cromer:
My dear, I'm attempting to address the disagreeable and somewhat sordid topic of the pudendum.

Laura Henderson:
What on earth is that?

Lord Cromer:
Good heavens, woman!

Laura Henderson:
Do have some more wine.

Lord Cromer:
The female part.

Laura Henderson:
Oh, the p*ssy!

Lord Cromer:
[Gasps]

Laura Henderson:
Why didn't you say?

Lord Cromer:
I had not expected you, of all people, to use such language.

Laura Henderson:
That word was rather popular in the mid-nineteenth century. Not everyone speaks Latin, you know.

Lord Cromer:
Then I'd prefer you refer to it as 'the midlands'.

Laura Henderson:
Oh dear, you men do get into such a state about 'the midlands', don't you? Well you needn't worry. Our lighting will be so subtle; the disputed area will be barely visible.

[as Lord Cromer drinks his wine]

Laura Henderson:
And anyway, we'll have a barber.

Lord Cromer:
[spits out wine and Mrs Henderson laughs]