Mulligan2012/II

Officer Frank:
[Officer Frank catches John and Alice digging on the golf course] Well well well. If it isn't two little Indians. Vandalizing government property. You want to tell me what you're doing? [pause] Spit it out, boy. I didn't ask you how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

John Hanson:
I'm burying my father's ashes.

Officer Frank:
You're what?

John Hanson:
My father wanted his ashes buried on this golf course. I found the urn in his cabin. And we're burying them.

Officer Frank:
Where are they? The ashes?

John Hanson:
I already buried them.

Officer Frank:
Where's the urn?

John Hanson:
I threw it over there.

Officer Frank:
I can smell your sh*t, son. And I don't just mean that I'd like to. [Taking out his handcuffs] You've both bought yourselves a ticket to Frank's Hotel.