My Bloody Valentine1981

Harvey Smight:
Oh yeah, package for ya, Chief.

Chief Jake Newby:
[Eyes get wide when he sees the heart-shaped box]... Get me a coffe, will you, Smight?

Harvey Smight:
...Uh, sure Chief. [walks away]

Chief Jake Newby:
My god... [Chief Newby nervously lifts the lid of the box, then sighs in relief when he sees that it just contains some chocolates. He opens the card, unfortunately to find a handwritten message that says, "Jake, be my valentine! Love Mabel!"]

Chief Jake Newby:
[with tears in his eyes]... Oh, Mabel. [he suddenly hears dogs growling and barking outside and goes to investigate]