National Lampoon's Movie Madness1982

Junkie:
I've got this dog, you know, who's really messed up, because he was doing some animal tranquilizers or something like that.

Brent Falcone:
Really?

Junkie:
Yeah and when I got up, I reached over to smack my dog, see. Because when I get up... I like to smack him... I went - whack, right...

Brent Falcone:
That's... that's not nice.

Junkie:
My dog got really pissed off. And he ran in the bathroom and he put some Ajax in my syringe and f***ed me up, right. So, I may not be too high right now but, uh-huh-uh... I'm clean.

Stan Nagurski:
Flake out man, flake out. Nargusrki's law number three: Always call the car a vehicle around whores. They get off on that.