Nepismen2010

Violeta:
[in the unemployment office] But seriously, you cannot read nor write?

Tvrtko Kotromancucic:
No, I never even needed it.

Violeta:
Yes, but wait a minute... Didn't you learn letters in school?

Tvrtko Kotromancucic:
Yes, we did, but I just happened to skip the class that month. And when I returned they were already writing. But I finished four grades of elementary school, anyway.

Violeta:
So, how did you get so far?

Tvrtko Kotromancucic:
I paid my classmates with candy to write homework for me and when we had to memorize poems for homework I just made up words and talked about mountains and clouds while the teacher thought I was joking.