Nepismen2010

Zeljko:
Wait a minute... I won't read this letter anymore. I will get in trouble in the end. You should read your mail yourself.

Tvrtko Kotromancucic:
No... I am illiterate, and so is my wife. We can't read.

Zeljko:
OK... Oh, it really says so here. OK, your wife writes: finally, Tvrtko, I have to thank the lady who wrote this letter for me. I bought a ticket for Zagreb, but boarded the wrong train and ended in Beli Manastir. I bought a ticket for Zagreb again, but again there was nobody at the station who could tell me what it says on the board, so I mistakenly boarded a train for Hungary. And now I don't speak their language. I will contact you when I return home. You got to be kididng me...

Tvrtko Kotromancucic:
So that's why she isn't home yet. Well, got to go. Thanks, see you!

[takes the letter and runs away]