Night Watch1973

Sergeant Norris:
[after digging in the garden] It seems this is as far as we can go sir. There's nothing here.

Appleby:
[to Inspector Walker] Well, what did you expect to find down there, Sherlock Holmes? A wax dummy covered with tomato ketchup? An earthworm with a revolver? I told you, last night me being there was pure curiosity. If I came to you and told you that I was looking for a dead body in that old house, wouldn't you come to have a look?

Inspector Walker:
You could have at least told us last night the reason for your curiosity. You have no business being in that house. However, under the circumstances, we are prepared to drop the trespassing charges against you.

Appleby:
[sarcastic] How kind!

Sergeant Norris:
We'll have a go and re-plant these trees if you'd like.

Appleby:
You don't re-plant the dead Sergeant, you bury them! Now, get these dead plants out of my garden!