Nobody Knows Anything!2003

Gun Expert:
Y'know guns are what made this country great. Don't you agree?

Sarah:
[noncomittal shrug]

Gun Expert:
C'mon. Feel one.

Sarah:
Well... I'd rather not; I don't believe in guns.

Gun Expert:
Well ya know, you don't know what it's like until you... you touch the love shaft of Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.

Sarah:
Actually, being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.

Gun Expert:
Whatdya mean, "being a girl"? That's all the more reason ya need one - all these crazies in the streets! You wanna be raped?

Sarah:
[instantly shakes head rapidly]

Gun Expert:
No. Then you carry a gun.