Noise2007/I

Constable Graham McGahan:
I got this theory about that. You know, what I read was, heaven or hell, is whatever you're thinking that second between your body dying and your brain dying. Your regrets, who you loved, who loved you. What you remember of your life, that's the eternity everyone's talking about. So, if you are a f***wit, then... when you die, in that ten seconds between your brain and your body dying, your brain remembers all the time you were a f***wit - over and over again... until it feels like this eternity. But if you weren't an idiot all your life, then your brain would remember that. Your brain would remember all the occasions when you managed not to be an embarassment - and that would be heaven.