Outing Riley2004

Connor Riley:
[addressing brothers] We still going on the fishing trip?

Luke Riley:
Hell, yeah, we're still going on the fishing trip, Connor. Dad would want us to.

Jack Riley:
It's not like it's the seventh game of the World Series.

Luke Riley:
Well a fishing trip's a nice way to honor Father. [turns to Jack] My brother the father, can you get away from your flock? [continues as if he's Jack, using a bottle of beer as a phone] "Ah, Father Dreary. Father Jack here. Can you cover for me this weekend? Those altar boys are wearing me out!"

Connor Riley:
[Connor picks up from Luke] "Especially that Hugo, he's got the tightest little ass!" [everyone goes silent]

Connor Riley:
Oh, come on guys! [referring to Luke] He made an altar-boy joke and he's a funny man. I make one and I'm an a**hole?