Over Here1996

Archie Bunting:
About the American Squadron. Yes, well, I have made contact. Over.

Hewitt:
Thank god!

Group Captain Barker:
Any damage, Archie?

Archie Bunting:
Ah, well, one of them has a few tiny little holes in it - pinpricks really. Over.

Hewitt:
What about the Luftwaffe?

Group Captain Barker:
[Twitches] Have you made any contact with the enemy, Archie?

Archie Bunting:
Well, actually, I think that was a bit of a false alarm. Erm, there are no enemy aircraft in the area. Over.

Hewitt:
What does he mean, no enemy aircraft - one of my planes just got turned into a tea strainer!

Group Captain Barker:
Sorry, Archie, we don't quite understand you, old boy. The American captain reported being under attack. Over.

Archie Bunting:
Ah, yes, it wasn't an enemy aircraft. It was, sort of, in a manner of speaking, me. Over.

Hewitt:
[Shocked] He shot my plane?

Group Captain Barker:
Archie, why don't you come in now. Sort of land. perhaps we could have a little chat.