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Jack Willis:
I've written a book.

Ruby Vale:
What kind of book?

Jack Willis:
A novel. Anyway, it's got your name on it.

Ruby Vale:
What? A book with me in it?

Jack Willis:
No, a book with your name on it, like on the cover.

Ruby Vale:
Like I wrote it?

Jack Willis:
Yeah.

Ruby Vale:
Why didn't you put your own name on it?

Jack Willis:
It's a... it's a... a romance novel.