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Car Owner:
It's still crooked.

Said:
What?

Car Owner:
It's still crooked.

Said:
What, the bumper?

Car Owner:
What else?

Said:
It's brand new.

Car Owner:
Maybe, but it's still crooked.

Said:
I'll take another look at it, sir.

Car Owner:
What for? It's crooked!

Said:
I don't think so.

Car Owner:
Are you saying I'm blind?

Said:
No, but you might be mistaken. Looks can be deceiving.

Car Owner:
My eyes are fine, and thank God for that.

Said:
And it's not crooked.

Car Owner:
Yes, it is! It's f***ing crooked!

Khaled:
No, it's not.

Car Owner:
Get Abu Salim and have him look at it.

Khaled:
It's not crooked. You're probably cross-eyed.

Car Owner:
What did you say?

Khaled:
It's straight at a ruler.

Car Owner:
Go get Abu Salim. He'll tell you.

Said:
I'll check it with a level. [he takes a level and gives it to Khaled, who checks it]

Car Owner:
So who's cross-eyed now?

Said:
You are, sir. See? The ground's uneven, but the bumper's straight.

Car Owner:
Are you trying to screw me over? I can see it myself.