Car Owner: It's still crooked.Said: What?Car Owner: It's still crooked.Said: What, the bumper?Car Owner: What else?Said: It's brand new.Car Owner: Maybe, but it's still crooked.Said: I'll take another look at it, sir.Car Owner: What for? It's crooked!Said: I don't think so.Car Owner: Are you saying I'm blind?Said: No, but you might be mistaken. Looks can be deceiving.Car Owner: My eyes are fine, and thank God for that.Said: And it's not crooked.Car Owner: Yes, it is! It's f***ing crooked!Khaled: No, it's not.Car Owner: Get Abu Salim and have him look at it.Khaled: It's not crooked. You're probably cross-eyed.Car Owner: What did you say?Khaled: It's straight at a ruler.Car Owner: Go get Abu Salim. He'll tell you.Said: I'll check it with a level. [he takes a level and gives it to Khaled, who checks it]Car Owner: So who's cross-eyed now?Said: You are, sir. See? The ground's uneven, but the bumper's straight.Car Owner: Are you trying to screw me over? I can see it myself.
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