Pete 'n' Tillie1972

Pete Seltzer:
[while on their first date, at a Greek restaurant] You see that tiny man in the aisle there? That's Mr. Grougaris. He owns the joint. You notice anything strange about him?

Tillie Shlain:
[Turning around and looking at him] Just that he's obviously wearing elevator shoes. Is that it?

Pete Seltzer:
Exactly. And it gives me an opportunity to say to my dates, "Beware of Greeks wearing lifts".

Tillie Shlain:
I *hope* you won't say that to me.

Pete Seltzer:
[sheepishly] I won't.