Porky Pig's Feat1943

[last lines]

[Daffy and Porky are chained up in their room]

Daffy Duck:
I can't stand it. I can't stand it! It's getting me! I'm going stir crazy! Bastille batty! Cooler cuckoo! Look at my prison pallor. I'm as black as a sheet.

Porky Pig:
Gosh, if B-Bugs Bunny was only here.

Daffy Duck:
Yeah! Bugs Bunny, my hero. He can get out of any spot.

Porky Pig:
I saw him in a L-L-Leon Schlesinger cartoon once.

Daffy Duck:
The hunter had him covered...

Porky Pig:
And he g-g-grabbed the gun...

Daffy Duck:
And bang! The hunter fell. What a guy. Nothing can hold him. He'll get us out of here.

[Daffy picks up the phone]

Daffy Duck:
Hello, Central? Give me Bugs Bunny. Hello, Bugs. This is Daffy.

Bugs Bunny:
[on phone] Eh, what's up, duck?

Daffy Duck:
That palooka manager has got us locked up in the Broken Arms Hotel. We thought you could help us get out.

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, did you try the elevator?

Daffy Duck:
Yes.

Bugs Bunny:
Throw him down the stairs?

Daffy Duck:
Yes.

Bugs Bunny:
Use the sheets?

Daffy Duck:
Yes.

Bugs Bunny:
Swing across on the ropes?

Daffy Duck:
Yes. We tried all those ways.

[The door to the next room opens; Bugs is inside on the phone, chained to a ball as well]

Bugs Bunny:
Ah, don't work, do they?