Portal 22011

Wheatley:
[Wheatley has just seized control of the facility from GLaDOS] Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant! Let me tell you, I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but - wow, this is cool! And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now!

[deeper voice]

Wheatley:
Est?s usando este software de traducci?n de forma incorrecta. Por favor consulta el manual. [Translated to You are using the system incorrectly, please refer to the manual for instructions]

[normal voice]

Wheatley:
I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out! Oh, Sorry! The lift. Sorry, I keep forgetting.

[he starts the lift moving up]

Wheatley:
This body is amazing, seriously! I can't get over how small you are! But I'm huge!

[he laughs, first jovial then turning to maniacal laugh]

Wheatley:
[his laugh trails off] Actually, why do we have to leave right now?

[brings the lift down]

Wheatley:
Do you have any idea how good this feels? I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!

GLaDOS:
[sounding exhausted and disgruntled] You didn't do anything. She did all the work.

Wheatley:
Oh, really? That's what the two of you think, is it? Well, maybe it's time I did something then.

[he uses the transfer tools to grab GLaDOS's head and pull her in]

GLaDOS:
What are you doing? NO! NO! NO!