Postal2007

Officier John:
Greg, I've been doing a lot of research about American Morality. I'm not sure you're doing the right thing with Harry here.

Officer Greg:
Harry? You know how I met Harry? Me and my dog were hiking in the hills and this fool comes riding down the hill on his bicycle, hits my dog, flies over the handlebars and breaks his neck.

Officier John:
So you took him to the hospital?

Officer Greg:
I took my dog to the hospital. Harry? I threw him in the truck and took him home. I mean the motherf***er almost killed my dog.

Officier John:
Hm...

Officer Greg:
Three days later I came back and Harry was still alive. We've been business-partners ever since. Oh, Harry, it's time to go to work.