Postal2007

Cooter:
[noticing the dog poo in Dude's yard] Feces in the yard. That's a violation of trailer park ordinance #101-40.

Dude:
[to Dude's dog as it's eating the poop he's scraping off] Stop eating the poop!

Cooter:
I'll add that to the list.

Dude:
Oh, the list? Oh, great! What else? What else you got on the list?

Cooter:
Ordinance #143-11; yesterday around lunchtime. Now, I don't care what you two do in your own bedroom, but ordinance #143-11 says if I hear your nude love making after 10 AM, I get to file grievance against your sorry ass which is exactly what I'm gonna do!

Dude:
Oh, oh, okay! Well, at least I wasn't born from my sister, you inbred hick! Oh, and for your information, hillbilly, I wasn't even here yesterday afternoon!

Cooter:
...

[chuckles]

Dude:
I hate this town...

[walks away]