Postal2007

Dude:
[Holding up a detonator while everyone is shooting at him] Bomb!

[Shooting fades]

Dude:
Big bomb-that-could-take-out-a-whole-city-block bomb!

[Shooting stops]

Dude:
Do I have your attention?

[pause]

Dude:
What's wrong with you people? You're all busy trying to blow up the world in the name of God! Newsflash, f***tards: God doesn't need your help! He's GOD!

[Patriotic music plays]

Dude:
And He... She... It... They gave you life... and you're wasting it! Look around you. Look.

[pause]

Dude:
Look, god damn it!

[everyone looks at each other]

Dude:
See? We're not that different. That's because we all come from the same family called "Humanity". And what do families do? Do they fight? Yeah, but they work it out. That's because they love each other... and that they know they're stuck with each other. Just like how we all are. Here on this big crazy mudball we call Earth. So come on, guys! Let's try to find some common ground here.

Richard:
Uh, well... we all hate Jews!

Mohammed:
[Everyone seems to agree] [to a Taliban] Everybody knows that.

Dude:
No, not a hate thing!

[Everyone groans in disappointment]

Dude:
A happy thing! I think it's time to empty our hands of guns and fill them... with hugs.

[Everyone starts crying and holding hands]

Dude:
If you want to waste this precious gift we call life, I can't stop you. So, go ahead: Shoot... or

[spreads arms out]

Dude:
hug.

[pause]

Mohammed:
[Nods] Shoot him.

Dude:
[Everyone opens fire at Dude who goes back behind the car] YOU MOTHERF***ERS!