Postal2007

Officer Greg:
[Officers Greg and John are held up in traffic with a Chinese woman in front of them as the light turns from green to yellow] Come on, b*tch! [slams horn] She could of made the f***ing light, man.

Officier John:
Maybe she forgot her "glass".

Officer Greg:
[in disbelief] Did you say "glass"?

Officier John:
Yes.

Officer Greg:
Did you say "glass", you Frankfurt-eating motherf***er? I buy all those god damn English tapes for you to say f***ing "glass"? It's GLASSES! Man, you f***in' foreigners come over here, you f*** up the language, and THIS B*TCH IS F***IN' UP THE TRAFFIC!

Officier John:
Calm down, Greg!

Officer Greg:
YOU f***in' calm down! This flat-ass b*tch comes over here, takes over the convenient stores, and they eat up all our god damn DOGS!

Officier John:
Go and help her. Come on.

Officer Greg:
[calms down] You're right... sorry, man... I'll just get out of the car and make sure she's doin' okay. [as he's stepping out] She's an old lady... I feel bad now. [Greg approaches the car and the old lady begins to yell in a somewhat panicked matter] Hey, the light is green. [the old lady is still yelling] The light is green! You could of went through the light! [as the old lady is still yelling, Greg mishears one of her words as a racial slur] What did you say? [raises shotgun] What did you say, b*tch? [then, Greg blows the old lady's brains out and walks back to the car] Man...

Officier John:
What happened over there?

Officer Greg:
B*tch called me "n*gger".