Pride & Prejudice2005

[last lines]

[US version]

Mr. Darcy:
How are you this evening, my dear?

Elizabeth Bennet:
Very well... although I wish you would not call me "my dear."

Mr. Darcy:
[chuckles] Why?

Elizabeth Bennet:
Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something.

Mr. Darcy:
What endearments am I allowed?

Elizabeth Bennet:
Well let me think..."Lizzy" for every day, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and..."Goddess Divine"... but only on *very* special occasions.

Mr. Darcy:
And... what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy...?

Elizabeth Bennet:
No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy"... when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.

Mr. Darcy:
[he snickers] Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy?

[kisses her on the forehead]

Mr. Darcy:
Mrs. Darcy...

[kisses her on the right cheek]

Mr. Darcy:
Mrs. Darcy...

[kisses her on the nose]

Mr. Darcy:
Mrs. Darcy...

[kisses her on the left cheek]

Mr. Darcy:
Mrs. Darcy...

[finally kisses her on the mouth]