Quarter Life Crisis Movie2007

Sandro:
I am going through a quarter life crisis. I am 26-years-old and I have never had a relationship. My friends or so called friends call me fag, homo, queer. My problem is, I am too damn shy. My life sucks. I have been bagging groceries for 10 years. I have accumulated close to $200,000 in that time and I spent a $160,000 on this car [Porsche] I am still bagging groceries and it f***ing blows. I've got no education so I am trapped. [Pulls out of the drive way in his Porsche] At least I am f***ing a HOT chick! [Insert of Sandro and his fiance announcing they're engaged] And the a**holes that called me a homo, F*** THEM! [Speeds down the street as the Porsche engine roars]