Ralphie May: Austin-Tatious2008

Ralphie May:
So, Sharpton was up there, and he was talking about African-American this and African-American that. And then I turn to Tiquan and I'm like, I don't never call you African-American. And he goes, Cause I ain't, player. I'm like, for real? What's the difference? He goes, well, African-Americans are usually light-skinned brothers who are mad at the world because everybody talk Spanish to 'em thinking they're Puerto Rican. I had no idea. He's like, yeah, that's why I'm black. I'm like; hell yeah, you are, you're dark as night son! I thought that was a cave sitting on my couch. Damn! T, I could sprinkle salt on you and you'd look like deep space, player. Fool, you're a screen saver!