Ready When You Are Mr. McGill

Ready When You Are Mr. McGill2003



[Bruno delivers Phil's dinner to him in the catering bus]

Phil Parish:
Bruno! You know cows?

Bruno:
Cows?

Phil Parish:
Yeah. Big things. Four legs - one in each corner. Stand in fields a lot and moo.

Bruno:
Yeah.

Phil Parish:
What they don't do is stand in fields a lot and *swim*. The things that swim are called fish. [holds up his plate] This, peabrain, is fish! Cows are a completely different kettle of... are completely different!

Bruno:
Yeah, they said what with it being an early lunch, they'd no time to do your steak.

Phil Parish:
Yeah, well, just in case you decide to go fishing and reel in a cow.

[Bruno walks off]

Phil Parish:
[to Roland] It's one of those days.

Roland:
You want to try my job, mate. They're *all* "one of those days".

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