Red vs. Blue: Recreation2009

Epsilon-Church:
Crap. Instead of turning *on* my long-term memory, I think I just shut *off* my *short*-term memory.

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Oh... is that bad?

Epsilon-Church:
Huh? Is what bad?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Your memory thingy getting shut off.

Epsilon-Church:
Who shut off my memory?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
You did.

Epsilon-Church:
I did what?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Shut off your memory.

Epsilon-Church:
Why do you want me to shut off my memory?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
No, it's already shut off.

Epsilon-Church:
What is?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Your memory.

Epsilon-Church:
Yeah, what about it?

Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker:
Wow. Well, this is a drastic improvement. Hey, you!

Epsilon-Church:
[turns to look at Tucker] Me?

Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker:
Yes, you! Don't touch anything else or try to activate any computer stuff.

Epsilon-Church:
[pauses, then turns to Caboose] Are you gonna answer him?

Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
[an explosion occurs outside the temple. The temple rumbles] Did you hear that?

Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker:
Aw, crap!

Epsilon-Church:
Oh my *God*, *why* are we *yelling* about?

Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker:
I think they busted into the temple!

Epsilon-Church:
Oh f***, that sounds bad. Where's the temple?

Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker:
Jesus Christ, don't let him talk to me anymore!

Epsilon-Church, Pvt. Michael J. Caboose:
Okay, don't talk to him.

Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker:
I can't f***ing believe I have two of them now.