Rita, Sue and Bob Too!1987

Sue's Dad:
[Sue comes in at 2pm; her Dad is sitting there with a baseball bat] Where the f*** have you been?

Sue:
Baby sitting.

Sue's Dad:
Not just till 2 o'clock in the f***in' morning you haven't, don't lie to me lass!

Sue:
I'm not, you ask me mum.

Sue's Dad:
Well yer mum's a lyin' bastard an all and I'll wrap this round ya f***in' neck! [throws bat down]

Sue:
[blows a huff] Mum!

Sue's Mum:
What?

Sue:
Come and tell him!

Sue's Dad:
You're a lying little sh*t!

Sue's Mum:
Oh, I'm f***ing fed up with him! What do you think yer f***in' playing at?

Sue's Dad:
You try to tell me that she's been baby sitting till this f***in' time?

Sue's Mum:
How do you know she hasn't?

Sue's Dad:
Cause' there's nowt open that's how!

Sue:
There is!

Sue's Mum:
Night Clubs.

Sue's Dad:
Well I don't f***in' believe yer, next time I will wrap it round yer neck.

Sue's Mum:
Just be careful I don't bloody wrap it round yours!

Sue's Dad:
Anyway, why don't you f*** off back to bed?

Sue's Mum:
I'm sleeping in here, you're sleeping on yer bloody own.

Sue's Dad:
Do what yer like.

Sue's Mum:
I bloody will, don't worry!

Sue's Dad:
F*** it, I'm going to bed.

Sue:
Oh go on.

Sue:
Aren't you going to bed?

Sue's Mum:
I'm not getting in with him!