Rita, Sue and Bob Too!1987

Michelle:
[while ironing Bobs trousers Sue finds a packet of condoms inside his pocket] What the bloody hell are you doin' with a packet of these?

Bob:
Me and Joe were havin' a laugh with 'em in the pub. We were blowin' 'em up!

Michelle:
I'm sorry to tell ya but I don't believe yer.

Bob:
Well go and see Joe and ask him yer self then.

Michelle:
[while tossing the packet at him] Yer a lyin' bastard, you've been arsin' around again.

Bob:
Don't be silly!

Michelle:
What's the matter, do you think I'm thick? I know you've been pissin' about.

Bob:
How do you know anythin'?

Michelle:
Staying out 'til all hours in the morning and making stupid excuses!

Bob:
So what?

Michelle:
I bet it was that dirty little b*tch you was screwing before. The trouble with you Bob is you're sex mad.

Bob:
Ah don't be daft woman.