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Regina Rich:
[still lost at sea] Richard, if we ever get out of this, I'm gonna soak for a week in a vat of Oil of Olay... Why haven't they found us yet?

Richard Rich Sr.:
Probably because the locator-transmitter in the plane is under a mile of water. So unless we find a Radio Shack out here at sea...

Regina Rich:
There's only one person ruthless enough to set off a bomb on our plane. When I get my fingers on him, I'll-...

Richard Rich Sr.:
Now, Regina, we don't know for sure who it was.

Regina Rich:
Oh, Richard, wake up and smell the seaweed. [assuming that he knows she means Van Dough] You should have fired him years ago!

Richard Rich Sr.:
Darling, I have never fired anyone in my life, and I don't intend to start now.

Regina Rich:
But, Van Dough! [she shirks in disgust at him]

Richard Rich Sr.:
He thought Richie was on the plane with us. [becomes a newsflash to both of them] Regina, we have to survive! If only to warn Richie, his life could be in real danger.