Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction2009

[pantomimes playing with breasts]

Robin Williams:
Okay, nipples, that's all!

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
We thought the female will be in charge of feeding the infant, too. So we gave her six breasts, like a mammal. And the male was like

[pantomimes playing with said breasts]

Robin Williams:
Two hands, two tits! That's it!

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
So the female will carry the infant to term. And it will come out through the curtains. And they get wide. Like Broadway. And she will also feed the infant. The male will "assist."

[laughs]

Robin Williams:
But we do have one major design flaw. We've tried to wire the penis to the conscience, and it keeps short-circuiting.

[laughter]