Robot Chicken: Star Wars2007
Rating: TV-14
Runtime: 30 minutes
Luke Skywalker:
Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Palpatine:
Your faith in your friends is yours.
Luke Skywalker:
Not my faith in yo momma...
Palpatine:
What was that?
Luke Skywalker:
I said yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN!
Palpatine:
Well, your mother is so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnaught!'
Darth Vader:
Ohh, yo momma fight!
[Cut to next scene. Luke and Palpatine are on stage in front of a crowd]
Luke Skywalker:
Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!
Palpatine:
Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!'
Luke Skywalker:
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles!
Palpatine:
Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories!
[Music cuts. Crowd fallls silent]
Palpatine:
You know, cause it's 'lite,' and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is...
Luke Skywalker:
Yo momma's so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!
Crowd:
Luke wins!
[Darth Vader throws Palpatine into the reactor core]
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