Robot Chicken: Star Wars

Robot Chicken: Star Wars2007

Stars: Seth Green, Candace Bailey, Abraham Benrubi, Bob Bergen
Rating: TV-14
Runtime: 30 minutes

"Robot Chicken: Star Wars" (also known as "Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode I") is a 2007 episode of the television comedy series Robot Chicken, airing as a one-off special during Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block on June 17, 2007. It was released … more »



Luke Skywalker:
Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Palpatine:
Your faith in your friends is yours.

Luke Skywalker:
Not my faith in yo momma...

Palpatine:
What was that?

Luke Skywalker:
I said yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN!

Palpatine:
Well, your mother is so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnaught!'

Darth Vader:
Ohh, yo momma fight!

[Cut to next scene. Luke and Palpatine are on stage in front of a crowd]

Luke Skywalker:
Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!

Palpatine:
Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!'

Luke Skywalker:
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles!

Palpatine:
Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories!

[Music cuts. Crowd fallls silent]

Palpatine:
You know, cause it's 'lite,' and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is...

Luke Skywalker:
Yo momma's so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!

Crowd:
Luke wins!

[Darth Vader throws Palpatine into the reactor core]

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