Rock of Ages2012

Stacee Jaxx:
Five minutes and go!

Constance Sack:
Okay Stacee Jaxx back at the Bourbon...

Stacee Jaxx:
No, no, no. No. Now go

Constance Sack:
Uh, at the Bourbon where it all started, your first album "Stick Meat" gave birth to some of rock's greatest anthems. And now a solo career. Why now?

Stacee Jaxx:
Well... I think... I think due to the changing nature of the music industry... The change in cultural trends... And when you think of blah blah blah and blah blah blah, you make sure that you wanna take in blah blah hahaha. Four minutes

Constance Sack:
You know, some people have said that you've become quite difficult to work with. That you're constantly late, you're reclusive, sometimes even nonsensical

Stacee Jaxx:
I wanna ask you this: Have these people, even met themselves?

Constance Sack:
Well, I'm talking about your band

Stacee Jaxx:
Let me tell you something. I know me better than anyone because I live in here. Eight minutes

Constance Sack:
You just said four

Stacee Jaxx:
Three

Constance Sack:
Do you think that it's possible, that you've shut down or alienated so many people, that you had no other option but to go solo?

Stacee Jaxx:
You gotta be true to the muse. Hey Man, scotch me, little buddy

Constance Sack:
And who is your muse? Ahem

Constance Sack:
Born Steven Jackson in Detroit Michigan...

Stacee Jaxx:
Are we out?

Constance Sack:
...Raised by a single mom, Doris, now deceased. Dropped out of Woodrow Wilson High in 11th grade. Your first concert was Aerosmith. When you were 17 you hitchhiked to LA with your high school sweetheart. Remember her? No comment? Hmmm?

Stacee Jaxx:
Two minutes

Constance Sack:
Did I hit a nerve? Aerosmith? Detroit? High school sweetheart? Jenny Anderson, your first love. And your last hit single "I'm gonna rock you in your mouth" it was written about her

Stacee Jaxx:
Record sold 100 million copies

Constance Sack:
And that record was produced about eight years ago. Some people say you've sold out since then

Stacee Jaxx:
I sell out all right. Every seat, every stadium I ever play

Constance Sack:
Yeah, and yet creatively you've come to a standstill. You've been in and out of the studio for the past, what? Two years? And no results. Nothing

Stacee Jaxx:
Time