Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun2002

Gloomius Maximus:
[snidely] There won't be any birthday party! Go ahead, try if you want to... Ah, Ha, ha.

Zowie:
You're not nice. Why are you so gloomy, Gloomie?

Gloomius Maximus:
Why? Why? *WHY*?

Gloomius Maximus:
[mumbling] I've always been gloomy.

Gloomius Maximus:
[walks toward the window of his spaceship] I've always been this way... and I never liked... *birthday parties*!

Zowie:
[amazed] No like birthday parties?

Gloomius Maximus:
It's all a bunch of ho-ee!

Zowie:
No like fun presents? No like yummy cake?

Gloomius Maximus:
[suddenly nostalgic] As a matter of fact, I've never had a birthday party... ever... Never had... fun presents...

Gloomius Maximus:
[at the brink of crying] Or a yummy cake, or good friends that want to... want me to participate...

Gloomius Maximus:
SO BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY, NO ONE ELSE WILL *HAVE* A BIRTHDAY PARTY! NOT NOW... NOT *EVER* AGAIN!