Safety Not Guaranteed2012

[Jeff approaches Kenneth's house. He clearly has not done enough research, and acts like a smiling, bobbing idiot]

Jeff:
Kenneth Calloway, right? Is that right? My name is Jeff.

[He extends a hand to shake, which Kenneth ignores. Jeff is grinning too much]

Jeff:
Look, I saw your ad in the, uh, Classifieds. I want to know if you need a partner.

Kenneth:
What's your mission?

Jeff:
What do you mean, what's my mission?

Kenneth:
What's your reason for going back?

[Jeff has changed from smiling maniacally to frowning]

Jeff:
Oh, well, who wouldn't want to go back? It's an amazing opportunity. To go back in time, you know? See gladiators, and watch dinosaurs with my own eyes. Have sex with a pilgrim? That's all I wanted. I want to go back. It's neat. Who wouldn't want to go back, Kenneth? YOU want to go back. Why do YOU want to go back? Well, do you need a partner?

Kenneth:
Can you look fear and danger in the eye?

Jeff:
That's an odd question.

Kenneth:
Have you ever stared fear and danger in the eye and said YES.

Jeff:
Sure.

Kenneth:
Get off my porch.

Jeff:
Let's start over. Come on, we can be pals. Let's go back in time.

Kenneth:
Man, that smile. What is that smile? You don't know pain, you don't know regret, you don't know...

Jeff:
[agreeing with everything and leaving with his arms raised] Okay. Well, look, it was really nice to meet you.

Kenneth:
[grimly] That's what I thought.