Sam and Max: Night of the Raving Dead2008

Sam:
We'd like to waste time by ordering stuff you don't have.

Stinky:
Knock yourselves out.

Sam:
Crab and salamander enchiladas in green sauce.

Stinky:
[yelling to the kitchen door] Sal, I want Lou Dobbs and Greta Van Sustern doing double-dutch on the back of a rogue elephant!

Sam:
Tuna noodle casserole with onion rings.

Stinky:
[yelling] Get me one Rudy Giuliani with no pants and sequined garters! And a tuna noodle casserole with onion rings!

Sam:
Seared grouper in a maple syrup reduction, with bacon-wrapped dates and toffee chips, served on a bed of Venezuelan newspaper clippings.

Stinky:
[yelling] Sal, number 3!

Sam:
Chicken chow mein with chocolate covered raisins and a caramel swirl.

Stinky:
Sal, get me a hyperactive spider monkey in a powder-blue cardigan. And why don't we go ahead and wrestle him to the ground and tickle him until he pees.

Max:
I have got to see what goes on in this kitchen!