Scared Shrekless2010

Shrek:
Buckle up, everybody. The quicker I scare the wits out of you, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed. Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.

Pinocchio:
Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!

Wolf:
This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the petting zoo again, is it? 'Cause that's not scary.

Pinocchio:
Actually, if you look at it with *my* perspective...

Gingerbread Man:
Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares! Get ready to send these jokers home, Shrek, 'cause I've got a doozy, and it's all true! Ahem. It was a dark and stormy night...