Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular2003

Harry the Werewolf:
[enters the party] Mm, where are those wonderful smells emanating from? The goody-plate I believe. You won't mind if I just sample the delicacies do you?

Skully Pettibone:
[hits Harry on the head with a rolled-up newspaper] No! Down boy! Last year you devastated the entire buffet before the other guests even arrived!

Harry the Werewolf:
[offended] How dare you sir! I come to the party to enjoy the company of good...

Skully Pettibone:
[holds a cookie in front of Harry, mesmerizing him] Now, sit.

[Harry reluctantly does]

Skully Pettibone:
[holds out a hand] Good boy. Shake.

[Harry shakes Skully's hand]

Skully Pettibone:
Now, roll over.

Harry the Werewolf:
[rolls his eyes] Oh please.

Skully Pettibone:
Roll over.

Harry the Werewolf:
I will not degrade myself.

Skully Pettibone:
[spins the cookie around Harry's head] Over.

[Harry falls to the ground and tries to roll over but fails due to his girth]

Skully Pettibone:
Good boy, here. [tosses Harry the cookie] Now, no more until everyone else arrives and you'll be lucky to get that.

Harry the Werewolf:
[gets up, mad] Oo and you'll be lucky if I don't bury your femur in the backyard you scoundrel!