Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular2003

Bert:
[while waiting for Hannah Marie to leave the Spook House] Aw man, this is waiting our precious Trick-Or-Treating time.

Katie:
At least Daryl and I were smart enough to get some Trick-Or-Treating in on the way here.

Daryl:
[to Katie] You know, if you picked first then you won't need to trade with me all the time.

Katie:
I like trading with you Daryl, I never know what I want until you pick it out first.

Daryl:
[sighs] Fine.

Katie:
So... oo, I'll trade you two caramels for... three baby chocolate bars.

Daryl:
[shrugs] Okay.

Katie:
Oh and this little bag of gumdrops for this Sugar Cluster.

Daryl:
[shrugs] Okay.

Katie:
Oh and this Shoeless Joe for three kisses.

Daryl:
[shrugs] Ok- Wait, I don't have any kisses. [pause] Oh...

[Daryl and Katie lean in to kiss but Bert interrupts them by imitating static]

Bert:
[pretending to talk into a CB] Breaker breaker we've lost contact with Katie and Daryl please advise Houston, over. [imitates static again]

Jimmy:
[annoyed] Bert, nobody puts CBs in SUVs these days.

Bert:
[with disbelief] Uh, you just left your baby cousin to the mercy of killer monsters on Halloween night, and you're concerned with the additions and upgrades of my cardboard SUV?

Jimmy:
Eh, good point.