Sex and the Matrix2000

Neo:
Carrie, there's something I have to tell you about the Matrix.

Carrie Bradshaw:
[ashamed] Oh! I threw up in the Matrix, didn't I?

Neo:
No, no. You threw up in the real world. The Matrix is a system created by robots. It's like the real world, but it isn't real. The Matrix is real, but it's like the real world that isn't real. At least, that's what the robots want us to think. But I don't think the robots are real. Wait... Robots, but it's real, but they told you it's fake, but they know it's real... There are a lot of numbers, or... Wait.

[frustrated]

Neo:
I should've written this down.

Carrie Bradshaw:
[raises one eyebrow, narrates] Something told me this wasn't the first time he was confused.