Shades of Gray2005

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Dave:
He's taunting me with his goddamn groceries, man. He's pushing me and pushing me and pushing me. And start thinking, 'What if this guy f***ed my girlfried. What if this guy f***ed Eileen?' [pause] You f***ed her!

Eric:
F***ed her? I didn't even know her!

Dave:
Eileen Mcdonald.

Eric:
Who?

Dave:
Eileen McDonald, my f***ing girlfriend.

Eric:
Dave, Dave, Dave, I swear, I swear I never touched her.

Dave:
You never touched her, you never touched her?

Eric:
Well maybe I knew her, but I never...

Dave:
You can't even admit, can you, you little f***ing bastard?

Eric:
Ok. You want me to say I f***ed her? You need me to say I f***ed her? OK! I f***ed her! I f***ed her!

Dave:
I f***ing knew it! I should f***ing kill you! f***

Dave's Roomate:
Shut the f*** up!

Dave:
F*** YOU!

Eric:
Dave, Dave, Dave, you, you guys were broken up!

Dave:
Yeah for one lousy day, we got right back together, you a**hole!

Eric:
Yeah, but it wasn't only me.

Dave:
What? Who else f***ed her?

Eric:
No. She was there too.

Dave:
You turn your back on me I should f***ing kill you!

Dave's Roomate:
Stop crying.

Dave:
F*** you!